Archive for February, 2008


February 3rd, 2008

The other day ago I was talking to my brother and he said he was just finishing a karate lesson. He continued to talk about something, but I began to daydream about a possible daydream he could have had that could have led him to the decision to take karate lessons.

Here’s the scenario of his possible daydream as imagined by me:



My brother drives his car down the road and notices a sign as he passes a typical strip mall. The sign reads – Karate Lessons. My brother begins to fade into a daydream.



Sleeper Hold

February 2nd, 2008

The other day ago after having sex (this was before I was with my woman) the lady asked me to hold her. Although I realized she probably wasn’t talking about the sleeper hold, it still seemed the most appropriate action. Is that wrong?

Note: this would never happen with my woman because there’s no way in hell she’d ever ask me to hold her after sex. But now that I think about it… maybe if I asked her to hold me, we could end up in a wrestling match. Hmmm. I’ll have to try it out.


February 1st, 2008

The other day ago I was talking to a friend and mentioned that something lent credence to something. Of course I immediately said I wasn’t talking about John Fogerty – but then again maybe I was. I decided that instead of using the word credence, I would start saying that such and such adds fogerty to the situation or thing. And even though John Fogerty was sued for ripping off the chorus to “run through the jungle” on his solo hit “the old man down the road,” I think my word usage change makes sense – especially since he ended up winning the lawsuit and even getting the money back that he’d spent defending himself.